MY FITBIT CAME TODAY AND SO DID MY PHONE

I AM SO OVERWHELMED BY TECHNOLOGY

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legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

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  • IndyCar: Saturday was a washout...
  • F1: oh dear, so much for two races then.
  • IndyCar: ...no, I'll still do two.
  • F1: ...what.
  • IndyCar: Yeah, one in the morning, then use the standings for position in the second.
  • F1:
  • IndyCar: What?
  • F1: I give up.
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Do they want me to go to pit lane or the podium thing?
Sebastien Bourdais, professional race car driver, everyone (via megahuzzah)
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dampsandwich:

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

dampsandwich:

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

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joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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arousingsounds:

This is why I play on Tumblr. —-Cuz this doesn’t happen in real life.  

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refreshes:

warmpastry:

holy fucking shit

American television is the reason I can’t sleep at night

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